4. The entire United States Senate is flying on a plane when its engines start to fail. The plane starts falling through the sky. There are 100 senators on board, but only 41 parachutes. The Democrats say, âLetâs give all the parachutes to the Republicansâthat way we can just sit on our fat asses and die while the plane crashes because weâre a bunch of self-hating pussies.â5 Jokes About The Apparent Eagerness Of Certain Democratic Members Of Congress To Abandon Health Care Reform In Light Of Scott Brownâs Electoral Victory @ mnftiu.